I haven't actually gone as far as to build my own illegal distillery in the back yard, but I'm brewing some peach schnapps which will be ready in about 6 weeks from now.
I started the fermentation process today, as follows:

Equipment, from left to right: 1.6kg of sugar, sterilising powder, an airlock, cuddly toy, Prohibition homebrew kit, demijohn.

Sterilise the equipment, dissolve the sugar into 1 litre of hot water, add 2 litres more cold then pour into the demijohn. Don't forget to spill some of the sugar syrup onto the sideboard with so everything you touch is all sticky from this point on.

The yeast. It comes freeze-dried in a sachet so add it to warm water to wake it up. It looks like a cup of milky coffee, but there's no possible confusion if you catch a whiff of it.

10 minutes later it's turned into a stinky latte.

Add the yeast to the sugar liquid and add a sachet of sucrose and citric acid, then wait 2-3 weeks. It needs to be kept a constant temperature now to get the best out of the yeast - when I made a batch at university it was freezing cold in my room so I had to lend it my blanket at night. The things I do for booze...